Reminder: Don’t forget Mother’s Day is coming soon!
Here are some humorous quotes for you. You gotta find the humor in life so post something funny on your mom’s page today!
“It is never easy being a mother.
If it were easy, fathers would do it.”
“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!”
“The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.”
-John J. Plomp
“Setting a good example for your children
takes all the fun out of middle age.”
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.”
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
~ Mark Twain
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
~ Calvin Trillin
Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
– Jay Leno
Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children.