Happy Mother’s Day Humor

Reminder: Don’t forget Mother’s Day is coming soon!

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Here are some humorous quotes for you. You gotta find the humor in life so post something funny on your mom’s page today!

Quotes

“It is never easy being a mother.
If it were easy, fathers would do it.”
-Anon

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!”
-Sam Levenson

“The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.”
-John J. Plomp

“Setting a good example for your children
takes all the fun out of middle age.”
-William Feather

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
-Buddy Hackett

“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.”
-Chinese Proverb

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
~ Mark Twain

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
~ Calvin Trillin

Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
– Jay Leno

Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children.
– Someecards

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Happy Mother’s Day Everyone!





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