Some Holiday Humor

Funny Christmas Quotes
 
“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.”
~ Supplied by Helene-Malmsio
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
— Phyllis Diller
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
~ Bernard Manning
“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”
~ Supplied by Helene-Malmsio
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” ~ Author Unknown
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
~ Kin Hubbard
“Do they still make wooden Christmas Trees?”
~ Charles Schulz




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